A D E
MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD
C#m B
GOOSE
A D
OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE
E C#m B
NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE
A D E
WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED
A G D E
NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM
C#m B
DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?
A D
ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE
E A B
WORST KIND OF SLEEZE
A D
SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF
E A B
ENGLISH DISEASE
A D
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE
G D E
AW, SPARE ME PLEASE
C#m B (CHORD SET 1)
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
C#m B
WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW
A B C#m
I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S
WHORE
F#
AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
A
YOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)
A D E
FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN
C#m B
THEIR HAND
A D E
I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT
C#m B
UNDERSTAND
A D
THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS
E A
BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND
G D E
THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,
HEY.
(CHORD SET 1)
HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY
AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
SHEKELS WONT FLOW
AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB
F#
JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
A
AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
F#
WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
A etc. . .
HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
MUSIC IS THE BEST
WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
WHICH IS EXTINCT
BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
CORRUPTION
OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE
A D E
IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT
C#m B
WE DO
A D
WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE
E C#m B
LIKE YOU ALL TOO
A D E
BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE
C#m
THE REVIEW
E C#m A B etc, etc...
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
AGAIN
submited by
Will Kaemmerling
[email protected]