C D7 G7 C
If you're ever in a jam, here I am
C7 F G C
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal
G D Dm E7 Dm7 F
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail
G7 C G7
It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship
C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still be hot!
F G C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig
Interlude: C C7 F Fm G7 F/A Ab9add G
C D7 G7 C
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
C7 F G C
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
G D Dm E7 Dm7 F
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine
G7 C G7
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still be swell!
F G C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep
Interlude: C C7 F Fm G7 F/A Ab9add G
C D7 G7 C
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
C7 F G C
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
G D Dm E7 Dm7 F
If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain
G7 C G7
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships go up in smoke
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still be oke!
F G C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof
Interlude: C C7 F Fm G7 F/A
C D7 G7 C
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
C7 F G C
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
G D Dm E7 Dm7 F
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh.
G7 C G7
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still be great!
Interlude: C C7 F Fm G7 F/A G#7 F#/A# G7
C D7 G7 C
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
C7 F G C
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
G D Dm E7 Dm7 F
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too!
G7 C G7
It's friendship, friendship, Just a perfect blendship
C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships are up the crick,
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still be slick!
F G C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack
Interlude: C C7 F Fm G7 F/A Ab9add G
G7 C C7 F Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C
Ours will still be hot