Intro
F G Am C
F G
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Am
They'll call me guilty
F G
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Am Em
Even though you know the real me
F G
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Am Em
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F G Am
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F G Am Em
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
F G
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Am
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F G Am Em
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F G Am
They like, "You're the good guy."
Am F G
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."
verse 1
F G
Here we go again from heroes to villains
Am C F
Used to be your Romeo but we both were jilted
G Am
A couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
Am F
But still it gave me hope that we'll get
G Am
Through it together, a severed earlobe
Em F
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-elope would be dope
G
But what kind of lengths can you go?
Am
Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho
F G
To be a housewife who outright lies
Am
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
F G
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
Am
She's just about my size, hit me in the mouth twice
F
Guys, when someone you'd die for
G Am
Sticks a steak knife in your heart, do you try more?
C F
Another late night in, she stumbles through my door
G Am
Lets the daylight in and all we do's fight more
Am F
And I ain't violent, but she's goin' through my drawers
G Am
To plant the K-Y in; I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Em F
Who smells like St. Ides and who's probably screwed five more
G
Guys, sucked eight/nine men
Am
I'm takin' two-by-fours to our eight-by-tens
F G
Bitch it's you I tore out the frame, I win
Am C
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
F G
And here's some two-ply for when you date my friends
Am
In order to wipe your ass when you moved your bowels
F G
When we renewed our vows, this the thanks I get?
Am
I'm waitin' for the day I can
C F
Hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been
G Am
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him."
F
Got your tubes tied for him, got that boob job for him
G Am
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
C F
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
G Am
Here come the rays, like when you get a pay hike and
F
Am I the good guy or do I just play like him
G
And hope that he dumps you?
Am C
It's like a dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you!"
F G
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
Am
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snake eyes in
Am
Since—
F G
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Am
They'll call me guilty
F G
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
Am Em
Even though you know the real me
F G
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Am Em
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F G Am
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F G Am Em
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
F G
You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
Am
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
F G Am Em
But I let you say that you're the good guy
F G Am
They like, "You're the good guy."
Am F G
They like, they like, they like, "You're the good guy."