Intro E F#m E Abm Asus2 B E Verse E I'm not too good with numbers F#m E Abm I just count on knowing when I am high enough Asus2 A mule with only two legs counting steps B E Abm towards dangling carrots; don't add up Asus2 I think about you when I can B C#m C#m And even sometimes when I can't, I do Asus2 Once the driver knows you got good B E sense, he takes away the carrots, too Interlude E F#m E Abm Asus2 B E Verse E Getting all excited F#m E Abm Finding nothing that was never there before Asus2 Is like bringing flowers to your mama B E Abm And tracking dog shit all over the floor Asus2 Jesus made the flowers, but it took the B C#m C#m dog to make the story good Asus2 I think about you when I can B E And sometimes when I don't, I probably should Interlude F#m Abm C#m (2x) Verse E Tending bar in L.A. F#m E Abm After dark, must be like mining cartoon gold Asus2 Rocks that won’t cooperate and B E Abm tools will drive you crazy, must get old Asus2 I think about you when I can B C#m C#m And sometimes when I do, I still get caught Asus2 Sitting in a bar in LA B Asus2 After dark with my sunglasses on Outro E F#m E Abm Asus2 B E