First Verse
B
I Don't know where you come from
B E B
And I don't know where you been
B F# E
If you're ever 'round my farm
E B
Won'tcha come on in!
B
I don't know if you been wrong
E B
Don't know if you been right
B F# E
But if you're ever 'round my farm
E B
Won'tcha stop the night
Second Verse
F#
If you're a pretty little hippy
F#
And you're a hitchin' down the road
F# E B
And you wanna hang it up for the night
B F#
Look for the big green farm
F#
with the red and yellow barn
F# E B
Just over to the left or the right
B F#
Come a kickin' throught the chickens
F#
And ring my bell
F# E F# B
And I'll be happy as hell...well!
Third Verse
B
I Don't know where you slept last night
E B
I don't care what he said
B F# E
If you're ever 'round my farm
E B
You can share my bed
B
I Don't know what you're smokin'
B E B
Or what you been learnin' in school
B F# E
But if you're ever 'round my farm
E B
You can fuck my mule!!!
Break
lots of grunting and moaning (just follow same chord pattern)
Outro
(shouting, hysterical laughter)