Intro:
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#1:
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The sun comes up and the sun goes down
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And the hands on the clock go round and round
D Em
An' I just get up and it's time to lay down,
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Life gets tee-jus, don't it?
#2:
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My shoe's untied, but shucks, I don't care
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Cuz I reckon I ain't a-goin' nowhere,
D Em
I'd wash my face and comb my hair
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Huh, Just too much wasted effort.
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#3:
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I open the door and the flies swarm in
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and when I shut the door I'm a'sweating again
D Em
and in the process, I crack my shin
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Just one durned thing after another
#4:
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The cow went dry and the hens won't lay
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And the fish all goodbyed last Saturday
D Em
My troubles keep pilin' up day by day
No Chord
(Long pause) And now I'm getting dandruff
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#5:
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My old grey mule, you know I think the rascal's sick
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For when I stuck him on the rump with a pin on a stick
D Em
He humped up his back, but he just wouldn't kick
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Theres something cock-eyed somewhere.
#6
D Em
Old hounds a'howlin' so forlorn
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Thats the laziest dog that ever was born
D Em
He's howlin' because he's sittin' on a thorn
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An' he's just too tired to move over.
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#6
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Tin Roof leaks and the chimney leans,
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An' there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans
D Em
And Ive ate up the last of the pork an' beans,
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Just can't depend on nuthin'
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#7
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The mouse been a' gnawin' on my cupboard door
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He's been at it now for I guess a month or more
D Em
When he gets in there he's sure gonna be sore
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'Cause there ain't a darn thing in it.
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#8
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Well, it's debts and taxes and pains and woes
A D
Aches and miseries and that's how it goes
D Em
And dow I'm detting a coad in the nose,
A D
Life gets tasteless, don't it?
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#9
D Em
The sun comes up and the sun goes down
A D
And the hands on the clock go round and roumd
D Em
I just get up and it's time to lay down,
A D
Life gets tee-jus, don't it?