Intro: C x2 verse 1: A Got Up This Morning To Make Some Coffee D G A Everything Sucks Today A Prayed Someone Hired A Hitman To Off Me D G A Everything Sucks Today Refrain 1: F# Got Up On The Wrong D C# Side Of Life This C B G#m Morning Nothing Today E Is Gonna Go My Way F# Horoscope Told Me D C# C B Lies This Morning G#m I Don't Think Anything E Is Gonna Be Okay C# F# Today Everything C# Sucks Today F# C# Everything Sucks Today F# D Everything Sucks Today verse 2: A Right Girl Didn't Call And The Wrong Ones Knocking D G A Everything Sucks Today A Flat Tire On My Car So I Guess I'm Walking D G A Everything Sucks Today Refrain 2: F# Taxman Came And D C# C B Took My Money G#m Now All My Other Bills E Are Gonna Be Late F# My Girlfriend is Moving D C# C B In This Morning G#m I Don't Think Anything E Is Gonna Be Okay (Repeat Chorus 1) Guitar Solo: Em A D Em x2 (Repeat Refrain 1) C# F# Today Everything C# Sucks Today F# C# Everything Sucks Today F# E C# E C# E C# E C# E C#(hold) Everything Sucks Today