Intro: C/G
One Sunday morning I was sleeping on the sofa
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Had me a crazy dream
I met the Devil in broad daylight
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Just outta Abilene
He took me down a hole where the lost souls go
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Looked around and what did I see?
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But millionaires and prickly pears
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This is what he said to me
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Welcome to Texas underground
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We got a barbecue all year 'round
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Smoking little band with a country sound
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We like to have a little fun
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So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat
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Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that
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Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat
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Welcome to Texas, son
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Well, he took me over to Hell's rodeo
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Hopping in his hob-nail boots
A hundred and nine cowpunchers in a line
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Widow-makers waiting in the chutes
The rodeo clown had a scorpion's tail
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Appeared in a puff of smoke
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Armadillo ears and horns like a steer
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These are the words he spoke
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Welcome to Texas underground
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We got a barbecue all year 'round
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Smoking little band with a country sound
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Mister, they're the real McCoy
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So, pull up a chair, you can chew on the fat
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Gets a'mite dry but we like it like that
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Dance with the lady in the Stetson hat
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Welcome to Texas, boy
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