C
I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes
F
I want a squirty flower squirt it on you
C
Like all the bad clowns do
G F C
I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun
G F C
I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun
C
I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
F
I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care
C
As long as I am there
G F C
I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
G F C
I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank
C
Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
C
I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man
C
The human cannonball I'll rise above it all
F C
Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh god I'm gonna die
G F C
I am a carney worker I make two bucks
G F C
Every hour come to find out ... this job it really sucks
C
Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
C
I'm a carney man I'm a carney man
C
You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell
C
I'm a carney man
Notes: If you ever get the chance to see these guys, take advantage.
They really keep the joint rockin' and have a good time.
They also dress up the live version of Carney Man and make it more
"colorful".
You play the C chord with a hammer-on the B string, 3rd fret. If you ever
hear the song
you'll pick right up on the strum pattern.
Please direct all suggestions, corrections, additions,
and cussins to The Big L ([email protected])