Intro: D % G A (2x)
Verse:
D (Dmaj7) D
When I'm watching TV,
G A
The girls are all I see,
D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
G A
None of them would look at me.
D
If I went to Jessica Simpson,
G A
She'd think I was an ignoramus,
D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
G A
She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
D
All the women 'round here,
G A
Have BO or they have rolls,
D
and some lucky bloke right now,
G A
is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.
Pre-Chorus
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd call her right up,
G A D
and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
G A D
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number,
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
G A D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
G A D
And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
A
"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
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