VERSE G C G “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, D G How they do Christmas there Down Under, G C G How do they make Christmas nice, C D When they ain’t got no snow and ice, G C G And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, D G He has to come from fucking miles away, G C G And what about poor Mick Dundee, C D well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, Chorus Well they say G C G Christmas here is much more fun, G D G We’ve got surfing, we got sun, G C G Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, C D Opening presents on the beach, G C G We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, C D Santa wishes he lives here, G C D Loads of laughter, loads of booze, D C G Christmas with the Kangaroos” Chorus G C G “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, G D G How they do Christmas Day Down Under, G C G Have you ever stopped to think, C D Do they have much punch to drink, G C G Or don’t you just find it shocking, G D Have you got tim tams in your stocking, G C G Do you wander where Jesus was born, D C G No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” Chorus They all say G C G Christmas here is much more fun, G D G We’ve got surfing, we got sun, G C G Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, C D Opening presents on the beach, G C G We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, C D Santa wishes he lives here, G C D Loads of laughter, loads of booze, D C G Christmas with the Kangaroos” G C D Loads of laughter, loads of booze, D C G It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”