(G)Every night when (F)I get (C)home
(G)I settle down to (F)prime time (C)limbo
(G)When all the boys are (F)gathered a(C)round
Shouting (F)Ita's (C)on T(G)V
(G)And though the roaches are (F)thick on the (C)ground
(G)Somebody goes to (F)close my (C)window
(G)Keep the noise of the (F)city (C)down
Get a (F)dose of in(C)tegri(G)ty
(Dm)Every week, in (A7/add13)every (A7)home
She got (Dm)wholesome news for the (F)famil(G)y
I be(C)lieve, I be(Em)lieve, in (Dm)what she (G)says
Yes I (C)do(Em)(Dm)(G)
I be(C)lieve, I be(Em)lieve, at the (Dm)end of the (G)day
Her (C)magazine'll (Em)get me (Dm)through(G)
Ita's tongue never touches her lips
She could always be my godmother
And though the desk-top hides her hips
My imagination's strong
She's the sweetest thing I've ever seen
I'd like to take her out to dinner
But when I think about the places I've been
I'd probably hold my fork all wrong
Every day and every night
She's the only one we can depend upon
I believe, I believe, in what she says
Yes I do
I believe, I believe, at the end of the day
Her magazine'll get me through
To every housewife through the land
There is no-one else they can depend upon
How could I not believe, when Ita tells me too