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When we got our redundancy, myself and the lads went on the spree
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A brand new passport in my hand as we took off for The Netherland
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Myself and Dinny and O’Dwyer and Scut at Schiphol we were all half cut
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We opened up the duty-free, the red lemonade and brandy
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And we jumped on board a tram
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Our first stop was the coffee shop, in we went and we all sparked up
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Hashish from Pakistan, Morocco, Nepal and the Lebanon
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All the boys was rollin’ joints, they forgot to drink their pints
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Water pipe came bubblin’ around, took one pull and hit the ground
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Lads wake him if you can
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Sunday we went to The Blarney Stone, Paddy Wynne had The Leinster Final on
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The Lily Whites and The Boys in Blue, the Majors and Taytos
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Over to Mulligan’s for the night, the bar was leppin‘ and the band was shite
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De Burgh, De Bono and De Wolfe Tones ‘til Dinny grabbed the microphone
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And gave us Van The Man
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Macker sez while we’re here we’ll go and have a look at the kinky gear
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I said a quiet prayer I wouldn’t bump into anyone from Kildare
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Big dildos, blow-up dolls, snap-on tools and hairy balls
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Vibrators, whips and chains, zips and fanny ticklers
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God between us and all harm
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Then we went for a midnight walk, all our eyes were out on stalks
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Gay bars, bordellos, models in the windows with no clothes
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Dinny he danced all night with a South American transvestite
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Everything was goin’ grand until Dinny tried to drop the hand
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There was pandemonium
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The bouncer she was 5 foot 10 Lowland Heavyweight Champion
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She hit Dinny an awful box, the boys ran amok and wrecked the shop
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We could hear the squad cars getting near, it’s time lads we were out of here
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Dinny pulled up his tights and we disappeared into the night
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All together now one by one
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Queen Beatrix she rides her bike, Rembrandt is hangin’ down in The Rijk
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Ajax, Heineken, Van Gogh, The Gargle and The Ghanja
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Monday morning we were all half cracked we dived into the Kaisergracht
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They fished us out, hosed us down and put us on the plane to Dublin
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Home to the Mammy again
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