Intro: G C G C verse 1 G C They're coming across the border by the thousands everyday G C Looking for a better life in the good old U.S.A G C Well, everybody's talking about the alians invading G C While I'm saving every dime for a Mexican vacation Em D Me, I'm headed your way Em D Hasta luego, Jose G C You say ?hola?, I?ll say ?hi? G C When I pass you at the border slap me a high five G C You better pack a poncho ?cause it sure gets cold up here G C Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Em D Here?s the keys to my Chevrolet Em D You can have the house and the bills I pay Em D Welcome to the good ol? U.S.A. C D G I'm headed your way, Jose (Cuervo that is, lil? sunshine, some margaritas, Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word) verse 2 G C Up here we work our asses off just tryin? to get ahead G C But you can't spend a dollar if you're worked yourself to death G C From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta G C Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta Em D Me, I'm headed your way Em D Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade G C You say ?hola?, I?ll say ?hi? G C When I pass you at the border slap me a high five G C You better pack a poncho ?cause it sure gets cold up here G C Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Em D Here?s the keys to my Chevrolet Em D You can have the house and the bills I pay Em D Welcome to the good ol? U.S.A. C D G I'm headed your way, Jose (White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos, Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis) G C You say ?hola?, I?ll say ?hi? G C When I pass you at the border slap me a high five G C You better pack a poncho ?cause it sure gets cold up here G C Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Em D Here?s the keys to my Chevrolet Em D You can have the house and the bills I pay Em D Me, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shade C D G I'm headed your way, Jose