Intro: G - - - - - - - C - - - D (x2) G - - - - - - D/F# verse 1: Em Should have known this C D They say that I'm from Mars and Em you're from Venus C D But I tried it anyway G Em C Who am I to think that I can understand your brain D That's insane Em I guess I love you C D Em That's the only explanation for what I do C D When you are around G Em C Girl, I get so crazy when I look into your eyes Chorus 1: D G Makes me think that I am gonna take you C D Right down to the station G Where I'll buy you C D A one-way ticket out of town Em Then I'll send you G/B D A postcard from the farthest place from there C D And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here" G C D And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue G Of my new girlfriend C D The one I left you for Em Then I'll send it G/B D C.O.D. express mail to your door C D That's exactly what I'll do C D G As soon as I don't love you anymore That's for sure D/F# verse 2: Em I've got this theory C D That the women of the world Em Are out to get me C D And I know of one who tried G Em C She seemed to think I could be her friend for life D Girl, think twice Em 'cause friends don't kiss me C D Em And they pay for their own ticket at the movie C D So I hope you brought some cash G And you and all your other friends Em C Can do what you want to D But girl I think we're through Chorus 2: G I guess I'll drive you C D Way out in the country G Where I'll leave you C D With nothing but your clothes Em Then I'll watch you G/B D Get smaller in the mirror as I drive C D And I pray to God that you'll survive G So you can see me C D G On every single station of your TV C D Singing about you Em And making money G/B D Just think of all the things I could afford C D Well, I won't spend a nickel on you C D G 'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore Bridge: Am D You might think that I sound angry Am D (But girls have driven him so crazy) Am I won't be held accountable Em (He can't be held responsible) C D For what I'm about to do to you Chorus 1: G I think I'll take you C D Right down to the station G Where I'll buy you C D A one-way ticket out of town Em Then I'll send you G/B D A postcard from the farthest place from there C D And I'll sign it "I'm so glad that you ain't here" G C D And then I'll build you a big old ugly statue G Of my new girlfriend C D The one I left you for Em Then I'll send it G/B D C.O.D. express mail to your door C D That's exactly what I'll do C D As soon as I don't love you Chorus 2: G I'll drive you C D Way out in the country G Where I'll leave you C D With nothing but your clothes Em Then I'll watch you G/B D Get smaller in the mirror as I drive C D And I pray to God that you'll survive G So you can see me C D G On every single station of your TV C D Singing about you Em And making money G/B D Just think of all the things I could afford C D I won't spend a nickel on you C D G 'cause I don't think I'll love you anymore Ending: C D Yeah that's exactly what I'll do C D G As soon as I don't love you...anymore Outro: G - - - - - - - C - - - D - - - G