Intro: G C G C G D She was a girl from a one horse town C G D G The only place for miles around D Cutting hair in the modern style C G D Putting in the nine to five C G C But, every night it was the same old drea-eam G D On the cover of a magazine C G She looked good, but it could never come true C D Em 'cause nothing ever happens round here C D G Nothing ever happens round here D She had a boyfriend in the town C G D G He spent his days just messing around D Stick shifts and steering wheels C G D Motorbikes and automobiles C G C And, every night it was the same old thi-ing G D Meet the boys for a couple of drinks C G Shoot pool and talk about girls C D Em And nothing ever happens round here C D G Nothing ever happens round here Chorus: