Cheryl Wheeler - T.V. th Fret Intro: D G D G D G D G I'm glad I weren't no pioneer D A Riding in a wagon cross the great frontier D G I'm playing by candlelight, power's out here A D And I can't watch TV D G I can't do nothing, nothing at all D A Everything comes from a switch on the wall D G Drives me nuts when it won't behave D A D No popcorn from the microwave G Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah D Sky's real nice A Moon's real big D Star's real bright G D Cable calls and it don't seem right A D That I can't watch TV D G And it breaks my heart, all I'm missing D A Bowling shoes, old guys fishing D G How the dogs on the track did D A Near death stuff, re-enacted D G Where to call to talk to strangers D A Interviews with hockey players D G How to lose a pound a minute D A Make big bucks, be rolling in it D G Shopping clubs, gladiators D A Cher's make-up, roller skaters D G Rhinestone studs in your new skirt D A Bald guy stuff, psychic network D G Don't you feel bad for me A D That I can't watch TV G Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah D Sky's real nice A Moon's real big D Star's real bright G D Cable calls and it don't seem right A D That I can't watch TV G D Cable calls and it don't seem right A D That I can't watch TV