C F Well I'm too old for girls and I'm too young for women C I've looked all around and my hopes are a-dimming G7 I feel like a fish not allowed any swimming C And it makes a fella mean F To feel he's a part of the Lost Generation C I feel like a choo-choo that can't find the station G7 I work like a dog with no recreation C They call me Mr. In-Between F Got a hotrod Chevy with a twin carburetor C And I know a gal that's a real sharp tomater G7 And she's got a Daddy with a Caddy that'll date 'er C You see what I mean F Those sweet little things just set me a-drooling C I'm too big for sodas and I'm too old for schooling G7 Too young for loving but I'm too old for fooling C They call me Mr. In-Between F I feel like a sailboat kept in a bottle C I feel like an engineer that can't find the throttle G7 I'm too small to walk but I'm too big to toddle C And Lordy I'm turning green F To see all the men making time with the ladies C The high school kids at the show with their babies G7 While I run around like a dog with the rabies C They call me Mr. In-Between