G C/G F/G C/G
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D G/D D7
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G C G C
Hey bus driver keep the change
G Bm C G
bless your children give them names
D Am D Am
Don't trust men who walk with canes
Em C
Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet
G C G C
Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine
G Bm C G
advertiser on a downtown train
D Am D Am
Chistmas crier bustin' cane,
Em C
he's in love again
Em
Where dock worker's dreams
C
mix with panther's schemes to
D C G
someday own the rodeo
Em C
Tainted women in Vistavision
G C D
perform for out-of-state kids at the late show
G C G C
Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps
G Bm C G
Interstellar mongrel nymphs
D Am D Am
Rex said that lady left him limp.
Em C
Love's like that - sure it is
G C G C
Queen of diamonds, ace of spades
G Bm C G
Newly discovered lovers of the everglades
D Am D Am
Take out a full page ad in the trades
Em C
To announce their arrival
Em C
And Mary Lou she found out how to cop
D C G Em
She rides to heaven on a gyroscope
C
The Daily News asks her for the dope
G C D
She says: "Man, the dope's that there's still hope"
G C G C G Bm C G
Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose
D Am D Am Em
Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose
C
to some lucky young matador
G Am G7 D Em D7 C Bm
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