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Intro: (Am)
(Am) Baby take my car keys, put em in your pocket
Lord knows I got no business with them
I been (D) nursin half a beer for half and (C) hour but the (C/B) whole rooms (Am) spinnin
My brain is actin' fuzzy but the vertigo I'm feelin
Got nothing to do with inebriation
That kiss you just handed me, girl, is a staggerin revelation
Baby (Bm) I (D) never drank that (A) much
To get this (Bm) high (D) I must be drunk on (A) love
Baby I'm (Bm) flyin (D) on a stone cold (A) rush
To get this (Bm) high I (D) must be drunk on (Am) love
I been down on my knees before the porcelain throne
Suffered the wrath of the god of Tequila
After dancing on a bar doin' my very best cowboy ballerina - you oughta see it
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I built a pyramid of beer cans on a bar top in Austin
Laid to rest in them like some ancient Egyption
I can see well enough to know you're my favorite kind of intervention
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