Capo on 2 
        Am          G 
Woah, woah, woah, woah 
Am                   
You were lyin' there with nothing on 
But a goofy little grin and a platinum blonde 
    G                                                  Am 
I can't believe you'd do that on our bed 
I got a pistol and I got a bullet 
And a pissed off finger just'a itchin' to pull it 
         G                                                       Am 
The only thing keepin' me from losin' my head 
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