A
Well the reindeer pull the sleigh
E/G# C#m
And the elves make the toys
F#m B
Those are the stories that are well known to all
E
Little girls and boys
A
But I've got another story
E/G# C#m
That I bet you haven't heard
F#m
Did you know that Santa
B
Has a secret agent bird
E A
He's Penguin, James Penguin
B E
That dapper little guy
A E C#m
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
F#m B E
He's Santa's secret spy
B E
Have you ever wondered
B E
How Santa Claus keeps tabs
B E
How he knows when you've been good
F#m B
How he knows when you've been bad
E A
He's Penguin, James Penguin
B E
That dapper little guy
A E C#m
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
F#m B E
He's Santa's secret spy
Violin & Steel Guitar Solo
E A B E A E C#m F#m B E
B E
From an undisclosed location
B E
He's watching me and you
B E
He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks
F#m B
Yeah he sees everything you do
E A
He's Penguin, James Penguin
B E
That dapper little guy
A E C#m
Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
F#m B E
He's Santa's secret spy
Guitar Solo
E A B E A E C#m F#m B E
A G#m
Not so very long ago
F#m B E
Santa didn't need much help
A G#m
But with more and more kids every year
F#m B
He soon got overwhelmed
A G#m
He told the elves one Christmas
F#m B E
We can't do this anymore
F#m
Then a knight in shining polyester
B
Waddled through his door
E A
And it was Penguin, James Penguin
B E
He was there to save the day
A
He had wireless
E C#m F#m B
And G P S outfitted on the sleigh
E A
And Santa said Penguin
B E
Won't you be my ears and eyes
A E C#m
How'd you like to help me run
F#m B E
My SC FBI
Individual Notes on 6th and 5th strings
E-F-F#-G-A-A#-B-C
F Bb
He's Penguin, James Penguin
C F
And now I guess you've heard
Bb F
How Santa got his little Christmas
Am C F
Secret Agent Bird