F
Well I called up the psychic lady on my TV set
Bb F
I gave her my credit card number said do your best
C7 F
She said if I were you boy I wouldn't even get out of bed
She said Mars is lined against you and you better stay home
Yeah I see earthquakes, floods and famines wherever you roam
Yeah, the next few days for you are like the twilight zone
C7 F
I said psychic lady, you drive me crazy
Bb F
With your video voodoo and you beehive hairdo
C7 F
Like a genie in a bottle you're livin? in my TV set
Well I went down to my car but the motor was dead
And I remembered what the psychic lady had said
Right then someone knocked me in the back of the head
Well I woke up beat up face down in the busy street
And I hailed me a cab but they'd taken my wallet and keys
Then a cop stopped by and arrested my for vagrancy
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Fiddle
Well my lawyer bailed me out but all my stuff was gone
They'd taken everything but my trouble makin' telephone
So I threw it out the window, said psychic lady leave me alone
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