E A
He was born in Oklahoma
B7 E
And his wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
E A
He ain?t responsible for what he's doin?
B7 E
'Cause his mother made him what he is
E A
And it?s up Against the wall redneck mother
B7 E
Mother who has raised her son so well
E A
He's thirty-four and drinkin? in a honky tonk
B7 E
Just-a kicking hippie?s asses and raising hell
He shore does like his Falstaff beer,
And chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor
He drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck
With a gun rack and a "Goat roper needs love too" bumper sticker
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E A
M is for the mudflaps she gave him for his pickup truck
B7 E
And O is for the oil he puts on his hair
E
T is for Thunderbird
A
H is for Haggard
B7
E is for eggs, and
E
R is for redneck
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