Intro:
Mark's Bass Solo: A D A E A
A D A E A
A (2x) A D E A (2xs)
Verse 1:
A
Well this one day
D
I'm kinda straight
E A
And I can can can have fun
A
No matter what I do
D
I've always assumed that
E
I can't go on
A
sucking on my thumb
A
Sifting through my toys
D
Resting at my door
E
After thinking that
A
I couldn't read
A
Sitting on the porch
D
And waiting for porno
E A
While sucking on my damn fugi
Refrain:
D
I don't know why
A
I just want to die
E A
And here's 2 bucks for you
D
This is the part where
A
I should really fart
E
But I guess I've got
A
nothing to do
D
I don't know why
A
I just want to die
E A
And here's 2 bucks for you
D
This is the part where
A
I should really fart
E
But I guess I've got
A
nothing to do
E A
What'd our grandma think of me
F#m D
Oh it's like so amusing
E
I Guess I should its
A
a wonder about me
F#m
My breath its how the
D
streets cave in everyday
Post-chorus: A D E A (2x)
Verse 2:
A D E
Oh how the antelopes
A D E
Tom's thumb just walked
A
right through my nose
D E
blah blah blah
A D E
in my hotel blah blah
A D E A A D E A
blah blah blah
E A
What'd our grandma think of me
F#m D
Oh it's like so amusing
E
I Guess I should its
A
a wonder about me
F#m
My breath its how the
D E A F#m D
streets cave in everyday
E
I Guess I should its
A
a wonder about me
F#m
My breath its how the
D
streets cave in everyday
Guitar Solo: E A F#m D (3x) E F#m E/Ab A Bm A Bm A Bm A