Verse 1:
B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
B
Christmas Eve and I've only
F#
wrapped two fucking presents
Abm
And I hate hate hate your guts
E
I hate hate hate your guts
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
B
Labor day and my grandpa
F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
Abm
And he shit shit shits his pants
E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F# B B
I'll never talk to you again