Intro: Mark's Bass Solo: A D A E A A D A E A A (2x) A D E A (2xs) Verse 1: A Well this one day D I'm kinda straight E A And I can can can have fun A No matter what I do D I've always assumed that E I can't go on A sucking on my thumb A Sifting through my toys D Resting at my door E After thinking that A I couldn't read A Sitting on the porch D And waiting for porno E A While sucking on my damn fugi Refrain: D I don't know why A I just want to die E A And here's 2 bucks for you D This is the part where A I should really fart E But I guess I've got A nothing to do D I don't know why A I just want to die E A And here's 2 bucks for you D This is the part where A I should really fart E But I guess I've got A nothing to do E A What'd our grandma think of me F#m D Oh it's like so amusing E I Guess I should its A a wonder about me F#m My breath its how the D streets cave in everyday Post-chorus: A D E A (2x) Verse 2: A D E Oh how the antelopes A D E Tom's thumb just walked A right through my nose D E blah blah blah A D E in my hotel blah blah A D E A A D E A blah blah blah E A What'd our grandma think of me F#m D Oh it's like so amusing E I Guess I should its A a wonder about me F#m My breath its how the D E A F#m D streets cave in everyday E I Guess I should its A a wonder about me F#m My breath its how the D streets cave in everyday Guitar Solo: E A F#m D (3x) E F#m E/Ab A Bm A Bm A Bm A