A Driving down the interstate Running 30 minutes late A E Singing 'Margaritaville' and minding my own E Some foreign car driving dude With a road rage attitude E A Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone D A He started yelling at me like I did something wrong D E He flipped me the bird And then he was gone D A Some beach, somewhere E A There's a big umbrella Casting shade over an empty chair D Palm trees are growing, warm breeze is blowing D A I picture myself right there E A On some beach, somewhere. A I circled the parking lot Trying to find a spot A E Just big enough I could park my ol' truck E A man with a big cigar Was getting into his car E A I stopped and I waited for him to back up D A But from out of nowhere a Mercedez Benz D E Came cruising up and whipped right in D A Some beach, somewhere E A There's nowhere to go When you've got all day to get there D There's cold Margaritas and hot senoritas D A Smiling with long dark hair E A On somebeach, somewhere E Well, I sat in that waiting room seemed like all afternoon E A The nurse finally said the doc's ready for you E Your not gonna feel a thing we'll give you some novacaine E A That tooth will be fine in a minute or two D A But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum D E And he started drilling before I was numb D A Somebeach,somewhere E A There a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere D There's music and dancing and lovers romancing D A In the salty evening air E A On some beach, somewhere E A On somebeach, somewhere...