Intro
D
Fore!
Verse One
D C
Straight down the middle it went straight down the middle
A Ab A D
Then it started to hook just a wee wee bit that's when my caddie lost sight of it
F Gb G
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
D C
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Verse Two
D C
Whack down the fairway it went smack down the fairway
A Ab A D
Then it started to slice just a smidge offline it headed for two then it bounced off nine
F Gb G
My caddie said as long as you're still in the state you're OK
D C
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a way
Verse Three
F Ab
The sun was never brighter the greens were never greener
D Ab
And I was never keener to play
D C
I heard it ping down the middle it went zing down the middle
A Ab A D
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom there's always the lies in the locker room
F Gb G
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
D C
That it went straight down the middle today
Short break
D C
Verse Four
A Ab A D
Oh the life of a golfer is not all gloom though they charge it for listening in the locker room
F Gb G
And I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel I can say
D Ab A
That it went straight down the middle where it wound up is a riddle
D C C G C
But it went straight down the middle far awsy