Intro: F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 (2x) verse 1: F Eb6 F Eb6 You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper F Eb6 F F13/A With her high top sneakers of Italian design Bb Ab6 Bb Ab6 With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension Bb Ab6 Bb C Makes up her face while she makes up her mind F Eb6 F Eb6 Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual F Eb6 F F13/A What if she figures out you're not very smart Bb Ab6 Bb Ab6 Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal Bb Ab6 Bb Boy, you got to get it settled, cause she's breaking your heart C Dm11 Don't try to put on an act Am7 Bb F/A Gm7 Bb/F C/E You can't do that to a modern woman C Dm11 And you're an old fashioned man Am7 Bb F/A Gm7 F She understands the things you're doin' Eb She's a modern woman Intro: F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 verse 2: F Eb6 F Eb6 She looks sleek and she seems so professional F Eb6 F F13/A She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see Bb Ab6 Bb Ab6 You want to make a move but you feel so inferior Bb Ab6 Bb C Cause under that exterior is someone who's free F Eb6 F Eb6 She's got style and she's got her own money F Eb6 F F13/A So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm Bb Ab6 Bb Ab6 She's got the eyes that make you realize Bb Ab6 Bb She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm C Dm11 You've got your plan of attack Am7 Bb F/A Gm7 Bb/F C/E That won't attract the modern woman C Dm11 When you're an old fashioned man Am7 Bb F/A Gm7 F She understands the things you're doin' Eb She's a modern woman Interlude: F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 DbM7 Eb6 DbM7 AbM7 DbM7 Eb6 DbM7 Csus4 % F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 verse 3: F Eb6 F Eb6 Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment F Eb6 F F13/A She says she loves you but she doesn't know why Bb Ab6 Bb Ab6 In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper Bb Ab6 Bb C It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy F Eb6 F Eb6 But times have changed things are not the same, baby F Eb6 F F13/A You overcame such a bad attitude Bb Ab6 Bb Ab6 Rock and roll just used to be for kicks and nowadays it's politics Bb Ab6 Bb And after 1986 what else could be new C Dm11 You got to learn to relax Am7 Bb F/A Gm7 Bb/F C/E And face the facts of modern woman C Dm11 When you're an old fashioned man Am7 Bb F/A Gm7 F She understands the things you're doin' Eb She's a modern woman Outro: F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 F Eb6 (till fade)