Intro A7 verse 1 Dmaj7 Destiny was calling C#7 Monday afternoon F#m7 Wednesday, you'll be crawling Em7 And you'll pray to be there soon D With sports and wine C#7 Yeah D Sports and wine D/E No, no Interlude A verse 2 Dmaj7 Some men never grew up C#7 Fortunate like you F#m7 Some men never found out Em7 What it takes to be a dude D That's sports and wine C#7 Yeah D Sports and wine D/E No, no, no Interlude A Bridge 1 Dmaj7 The girls don't understand it Dm7 What you think is art A My, oh, my, we're all impressed F#m7 How sensitive you are B7 Bm7 Everybody's talkin' about you now E A/E E You know it's true D D/E A 'Cause it always has been sports and wine for you Interlude A Instrumental |Dmaj7 |Dmaj7 |C#7 |C#7 |F#m7 |F#m7 |Em7 |Em7 |Dmaj7 |Dmaj7 |C#7 |C#7 |D |D/E A verse 3 D So you ask me how I think I know C#7 Just what makes you tick F#m7 I know what I know y'know Em7 I know you make me sick and D Sports and wine (do, do-do, do, do-do, do) C#7 Oh D D/E A Sports and wine (do, do-do, do, do-do, do) Bridge 2 D The girls don't understand it Dm7 Anything you say A I don't understand it either F#m7 Guess that makes me gay B7 Bm7 Everybody's talking 'bout you now E You know it's true Instrumental |E |F |F# |G |G# A |Bb B |C C# D Eb |E F F# G |Dmaj7 |Dmaj7 |C#7 |C#7 |F#m7 |F#m7 |Em7 |Em7 |Dmaj7 |Dmaj7 |C#7 |C#7 |D |D/E A Drum solo Outro |A13 |A13 |A13 |A13 |D7 |D7 |A7 |A7 |E7 |D7 |A7 |A7 A7