(Capo on 4th)
Em G D Cadd9
Em G
If I were you, & I wish that I were you
D Cadd9
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
Em G
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
D Cadd9
Tie my pantyhose around my neck
G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
D G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
If I were a field you would be in clover
D G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
If I were the sun you would be in shadows
D G Cadd9 D Em
And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrows
G
If you will not have me as myself
D Cadd9 Em
Perhaps as someone else perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
G
Then even a eunuch won't resist
D Cadd9
The magic of a kiss from such as me
G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
I'll be that girl & you would be right over
D G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
If I were a field you would be in clover
D G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
If I were the sun you would be in shadow
D G Cadd9 D G
And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow
G Cadd9 D G
It's time to kick off your shoes learn how to choose sadness
Cadd9 D G Cadd9 G
It's time to throw off those chains addle our brains with madness
Cadd9 D
Cause we got plenty of time to grow old and die
Cadd9 D Em
But when at last your beauty's faded you'll be glad that I have waited for you
G D Cadd9
Em G
When you're done with being beautiful & young
D Cadd9
When that course is run, then come to me
G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
D G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
If I were a field, you would be in clover
D G Cadd9 D G Cadd9
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
D G Cadd9 D G
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
Cadd9 D G