Intro: D F C D7 G F C (2x) G F C Don't call me a zero. I'm gonna be a hero. G F C Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys. G F C I'll be incorporated. And I'll be imitated. G F C And overrated but that doesn't bother me. D F C D All the jaws will drop. And all the girls will scream. F C D And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene. Em A C2 D And all that you will see is a celebrity. Em A C2 D All that you will see is a celebrity. D F C D7 G F C When I'm riding in my limo. I won't look out the window. G F C Might make me homesick for humanity. G F C There's nowhere that I can't go. And there's nobody I don't know. G F C And there is an emptiness that's eating me. D F C D All the clocks will stop. And all the jeans will cream. F C D It has always been my one and only dream. Em A C2 D And all that's left of me is my celebrity. Em A C2 D All that's left of me is my celebrity. D D/C# D/C G A Leave your heart. Lay down your art, you're here for the party. D D/C# D/C G Gm A Smile and wave. Try to behave, be happy that they've made you a celebrity. D (Piano solo) D F C D I could disappear into the great unknown. Bm7 F C D And it would wear my face as if it were its own. Em A C2 D And all that you'll see is a celebrity. Em A C2 D All that's left of me is my celebrity. Em A C D I will get in first. And I will get in free. Em A C2 D All that's left of me is my celebrity.