Intro: E4 Am4 F4 C4 E4 Am4 F4 C4 (hold the last chord) verse 1: Organ Am4 C4 Guildford, Guildford holy mother of Am4 C4 Helen, Jesus in the architraves Am4 C4 Dm(2) Am(2) F C Waiting, waiting, comes to take all my misery away, at least for now E7(2) Am(2) F C4 Kelvin get a holy vigor we can work it out Riff: Am4 C4 G|------0h2-0-----------------| D|------------2-0----------0--| x2 A|-0-0------------3-3--3-3----| E|----------------------------| verse 2 Am4 C It must be 5 years ago now Am C Skulking home one public holiday Am C Eighteen, eighteen, baby brains Dm(2) Am F C Got the nervous twitching algorithms right beneath the cheese E7(2) Am(2) F C Yeah, half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees E4 F C If she wants this to be E She'll have to see the things I have had to see Am Am/G# G Maybe she would know, maybe she would care G *(2nd time replace this with E) She only loves me when I'm there Riff x2 verse 3: Am4 C It must be five years ago now Am C My trimester public holiday Am C Eighteen crack these oysters open Dm(2) Am F C She can be forgiven but she doesn't go away E7(2) Am(2) F C Yeah, see her on the bus, man, see her everyday Chorus Bridge: Am4 F C E7 I don't want to live like this anymore, kid Am Fm C C I don't want to live like this anymore (Riff) (Riff) She only Loves me when I’m There (Riff) She only loves me when I'm there Dm(2) Am F C Nervous stitching algorithms right beneath the trees E74 Am(2) F C Yeah half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees