Intro e|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------| x2 A|---4-3-4-5-4-3-4---4-3-4-5-4-3-4--2-| E|--2--------------2------------------| Verse F#m I'd tell you a story but you won't listen It's about a nightmare steeped in tradition Bm It's the story of a coked-up pansy Who spends his nights in flights of fancy Verse F#m Met two fellas over Gin and mixers They talked for a while and soon got the picture Bm One was a souped up Soho mincer And the other was a pikey with a knowledge for scripture Bridge Am Fm Then the conversation turned evil (evil) Am Fm Talked, talked and talked about people F#m Why did you do it to so many people? Verse F#m Stumble left out of the boozer Threw some shrapnel to the legless fusilier Bm An endless ceiling and another light With a half-tenner smile and you're looking alright Instrumental Bm C Bm C Bridge Bm C Bm That girl's out, way ahead of the game C Bm Way ahead of the game C Bm C Way ahead of the game Pre-Chorus Bm G F# You've turned your back upon her Bm G F# One too many times Bm G F# Spent all her hard earned money Bm G F# N.C Getting high she sang Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful than me? Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm Is she more beautiful than me? Break C Bm C Bm C Bm C Bm Bm C Bm She's La Belle Et La Bete at the ball C Bm La Belle Et La Bete at the ball C Bm La Belle Et La Bete at the ball C Bm You know she could have us all Pre-Chorus Bm G F# You've turned your back upon her Bm G F# One too many times Bm G F# Spent all her hard earned money Bm G F# N.C Just getting high, she sang Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful than me? Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful than me? Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm Is she more beautiful than she? Solo e|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------| x 3 A|---4-3-4-5-4-3-4---4-3-4-5-4-3-4--2-| E|--2--------------2------------------| e|-------------------------14-14-14-14-x-x----------14----------14-14-14-14-14-14----------14\9--7-| B|-------7------------15---15-15-15-15-x-x-15-14-15-16-15----15-15-15-15-15-15-15-14-15-16-15\9--7-| G|--------------------16-------------------------------------16------------------------------------| D|-12-11-9-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| Bom da da dada Bom da da dada e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|-----4--4--3-4-------5--5---4--5-| x12 A|-2----------------3--------------| E|---------------------------------| Verse F#m I'll tell you a story but you won't listen It's about a nightmare steeped in tradition Bm It's the story of a coked-up pansy Who spends his nights in flights of fancy Verse F#m Met two fellas over Gin and mixers They talked for a while and soon got the picture Bm One was a souped up Soho mincer And the other was a pikey with a knowledge for scriptures Bridge Am Fm Then the conversation turned evil (evil) Am Fm Talked and talked and talked about people Why did you do it to so many people? Bm C Bm That girl's out, way ahead of the game C Bm Way ahead of the game C Bm Way ahead of the game C Bm Out, way ahead of the game Bm G F# You've turned your back upon her Bm G F# One too many times Bm G F# Spent all her hard earned money Bm Just getting high, she sang Outro Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful than me? Bm G F# Bm G F# Is she more beautiful, is she more beautiful Bm G F# Bm Is she more beautiful than me?