G C
If you buy me a Jack Daniels
G D
I might be your friend for a while
G C
Laugh at your jokes and your ego i'll stroke
G D
Tell you that i like your style
C G
And if you buy me another
D G
Might even ask for your hand
C G
So let's sit and relax with a couple of Jacks
Em
And i'll be your biggest fan
D G
I will be your biggest fan
G C
And maybe i'll tell you my story
G D
Sad but the whole thing is true
G C
Terible tale of love and betrayal
G D
About a couple of folks i once knew
C G
See the devil once had him a daughter
D G
Can bet that i know her name
C G
I gave her my heart i gave her my soul
Em
She gave me a life time of pain
D G
Gave me a lifetime of pain
G C
She used to buy me the Jack Daniels
G D
And we would go dancing all night
G C
Now she's of with Jose drinking Cuervo all day
G D
Singing just easy rhymes
C G
And i'm sure that you got your own story
D G
Probably much sadder than mine
C G
But cryin' ain't pretty so i feel shitty
Em
While they're having such a good time
D G
Hope they choke on their soft **** life
C
So let's keep on drinking
G
Stop all this thinking
D G
Life how it's bringing us down
G C G
Bartender could you please pour another round
G C
Well i must say that you're looking pretty
G D
Much better than when i came in
G C
Round after round you've been sheding them pounds
G D
And whiskey's cleared up your bad skin
C G
So buy me another Jack Daniels
D G
And we can dance out on the floor
C G
All the yours will be mine up untill closing time
Em
When they throw my drunk ass out the door
D G
And i won't bother you anymore