C E
You've got me sitting on your mantle like a little glass figurine
Am F
Why must you be so mean?
F7 G
Don't you know I've got better things to do
C E
I'm like a mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
Am F
How utterly embarrassing
F7 C
Well lady I'm not going to dance that dance
F C
Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
D G7
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
C E
No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy cheeked joy,
F F7
though the thought of you makes me sanguine
C
I'll do anything you want
F G C
but I won't be your glass figurine
C C# D E F
key change, up five semitones
A# F
Let the giraffes do it, let the sad clown cry
G C7
Your porcelain kisses are not going to turn me shy
F A
No, I'm not your little boy, your rosy cheeked joy,
A# A#7
though the thought of you makes me sanguine
F
I'll do anything you want
A# C F
but I won't be your glass figurine
F A A# A#7
I'm not your mail order product from a housekeeping magazine
F
I'll do anything you want
A# C F
but I won't be your glass figurine
A# C F
No, I won't be your glass figurine x2
OUTRO: F A# C F