D A
They told me I was lucky,
Bm G
To have my chance with you.
D A
Now last year's summer romance,
Bm G
Is this year's winter blues.
D A
I treated you so nicely,
Bm G
To jewelery and champagne.
D A
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
Bm G
You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.
D A
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
Bm G
'Cause I'm not laughing
D
Don't you think it's kind of
A Bm G
Crappy what you did this holiday?
D
When I gave you my heart,
A
You ripped it apart
Bm G
Like wrapping paper trash.
D
So I wrote you a song
A Bm
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
G
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."
D A
They say I'm losing my mind,
Bm G
I thought that for a while.
D A
I teared down decorations,
Bm G
They remind me of your smile.
D A
I hate that mistletoe,
Bm G
It makes me think of our first kiss.
D A
You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
Bm G / let it ring
Then you taught me how to quit.
D A
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
Bm G
'Cause I'm not laughing
D
Don't you think it's kind of
A Bm G
Crappy what you did this holiday?
D
When I gave you my heart,
A
You ripped it apart
Bm G
Like wrapping paper trash.
D
So I wrote you a song
A Bm
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
G
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."
Bm
So sick of calling,
G
You won't telephone me.
D A
No, f**k you, girl I'm going out.
Bm
I gave you my all,
G
But our love hit a wall,
D A
Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
Bm G
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
D A
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
D A
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
Bm G
'Cause I'm not laughing
D A
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
Bm G
What you did this holiday?
D
I gave you my heart,
A
You ripped it apart
Bm G
Like wrapping paper trash.
D
So I wrote you a song
A
Hope that you sing along,
Bm
Here it goes,