Intro: A-D-A-E-A
A E A
I shaved my face and combed my hair,
E A
Put on a new pair of underwear
D A
And sat on the porch with my Labrador
E A
Like a hundred other times before
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She changed her shoes and freshened up her face,
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Put on some skimpy sexy lacea
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And finally made her way through the back screen door,
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We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford
A D A
And we went out to dinner and we drove right back home,
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Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum
D A D
Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it,
A E A
There aint nothin left to do now that we’ve done it
E
Oh, yes
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