Key of E (Fast)
E
Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
E
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
A
I know you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
E
Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
B
So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing
E B E
But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
Chorus:
A
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
E
I've never been to good at all these sexual games
A
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
E B E
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
Chorus
Slow down to a blues beat
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said 'Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?'
She said 'I was your waitress and our last name's now the same'
'Cause I'm married to you baby and I don't even know your name
I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
I've never been to good at all these sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name