D I woke up the other night A lyin' on the floor
Right beside of someone I'd D never seen before
She said my name's Juliet but Romeo you G ain't
That's A another good reason not to D drink
That's another good reason not to A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole G Hank
That's A another good reason not to D drink
I can't go see my best friend, A He said stay away
Just because of what I said D on his wedding day
You oughta call her Sherman
'Cause she looks just like a G tank
That's A another good reason not to D drink
That's another good reason not to A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole G Hank
That's A another good reason not to D drink
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that police{A}man
Last night as I left the bar
He D stepped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind, I said let me G think
That's A another good reason not to D drink
That's another good reason not to A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole G Hank
That's A another good reason not to D drink
That's another good reason not to A drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a D saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole G Hank
That's A another good reason
Baby let me in, I'm freezin'
Another good reason not to D drink