A
Hot wax drippin'
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
D G
And I'm ready, so ready
A
Lip smackin' paddy wackin'
Walkin' the street
I got a rag top chevy
Now I'm back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody
When I sit in the seat
D G
Cause I'm ready, so ready
A
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
Ebdim7
'Cause in the pink she looks so fine
Dm7
She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize
A(Figure 1)
YEAH
A
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
Ebdim7
I'll-gotten booty's not my style
Dm7
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet
A(Figure 1)
YEAH
'Cause I'm
E A
Alright
Your momma says I'm
D G
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
E A
Alright
And my old lady says I'm
D G
Alright
Whip crackin' floozy
Way outta control
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
But the wrong keyhole
And I'm ready, so ready
I'm a red hot pistol
And I'm ready to fight
I'm a 38 special
On a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
Make it alright
'Cause I'm ready, so ready
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
HONEY
My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE
The sun is shinin' every day
Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time
HONEY
But I'm
Alright
My little sister says I'm
Alright
Ohh my brother thinks I'm
Alright
And my old lady knows I'm
Alright
E B F#
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
C# G#
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
B F# C#
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
G#
Let's put our clothes back on
A
And by the way girl
B A
What's your name again?
But I'm
Alright
You're daddy says I'm
Alright
And Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
And Joe Perry says I'm
Alright
Pitched my tent
In the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
That's callin' my name
She gonna blow my cover
She's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready
I shove my tongue
Right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
For twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
Your lovin' squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH