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I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you)
I saw a nine stone weakling
(What will you do?)
Dynamic Tension waiting for you?
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
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A
I opened my magazine (What did you see?)
I saw Mr. France (What did he have?)
A girl on each shoulder (What else?)
And one in his pants
Dynamic Tension can do this for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of
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You you you you you
D Em11
So our hero goes down to the beach
D Em11
He's in real terrible shape
D Em11
His chick's been seen with big Alex
D Em11
That mother kicked sand in his face
D Em11 D Em11
Now let me tell you about Alex
D Em11 D Em11
He's got: Hands like hams Knees like trees
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200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules......
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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
Em A
I lost my girl down by the beach
Em A
She's with Alex and she's out of reach
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So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
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I saw your body in an advert on T.V.
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But what convinced me was your money back guarantee
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Now I'm stronger than Alex
(Where is he now?)
He's left in disgrace
(Oh yeah?)
Cos I took back my girlfriend
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
And kicked sand in his face
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(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
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