verse 1
Em
She doesn't need money
C7
She doesn't need diamonds
A
She's lookin' for pretty things
Em
She doesn't want romance
C7
She doesn't need finance
A
She's looking for rendezvous
Am
But every time she's going down
Bbm Bm
She never looks around
I'll wait and watch her with my
lens until she brings the curtain down
F#dim7 C
'There behind the keyhole'
Gdim7
with my fisheye
verse 2
Em
I'm back in the darkroom
C7
I'm covered in fixer
A
I'm making a photograph
Em
I'll send her some postcards
C7
In glorious colour
A
I'm keeping the negatives
Am
I'll form a letter from the news
Bbm Bm
With different type from different lines
Bm
I'll tell the world about her
I'll mail the People and the Times
F#dim7 C
'Oo it'll be so scandalous
Gdim7
For the both of them
D
But mainly her'
Lead Break
Em
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verse 3
Em
She showed them her husband
C7
He ordered a dozen
A
He thought they were fabulous
Em
The one with the --
C7
The two of the --
A
And three of the --
Em
He sold her to Hefner
C7
Who put her in Playboy
A
He gave her a centre-fold
Em
I made a real blunder
C7
She made it in movies
A
I made her a superstar
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Em to end